A man suspected of SARS is lying in the hospital bed with a maskoverhis mouth.A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands."Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testiclesblack?"Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I dont know Sir, Im only hereto wash your face and hands."He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, aremytesticles black?"Again the nurse replies, "I cant tell. Im only here to wash yourfaceand hands."The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraughtso she marched over to inquire what was wrong."Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, hadareal good look, pulled hispajamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced,"Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out,"I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"